Okay, I've decided to jump on the bandwagon...
1. What's the middle name of first person you slept with?
Um...yeah...why the middle fucking name! I mean, really.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?
Boxer Briefs, Black black black.
3. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Hmmm...something from Nine Inch Nails I think. Ask me later, I'll change.
4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?
lol, yeah, like I'm gonna put something here...
5. What would your last meal be before being executed?
A steak. If I'm gonna die, I'm going to eat something I haven't had in forever. (As a vegetarian, steak is off my menu...)
6. Beatles or Stones?
Stones all the way!
7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
Hmmm...one person to die...I would say George Lucas, but Meg already took that one...so...
8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
The junior Bushwhacker. I mean G.W. Bush, the prez of the United States
9. What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex?
Personality.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Lol, oh yeah, tons of them. I like hanging out with people I don't like. What sort of question is that really?
11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Telepathy...I'll fuck with your minds!
12. Favorite hangover cure?
Dying...
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Varies. Depends on if I've eaten yet...
14. Favorite Outkast lyric?
Outkast...?
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Doesn't matter I don't think.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
Deaf. I'm a visual person.
7. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
lol, do I ever!
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
No rehab perhaps, but other forms of help for sure.
19. Least favorite month?
Can't say that I have one.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
Sarcasm is fun.
21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid?
I can't remember honestly which would have been the first. I watched a hell of a lot when I was a kid. Maybe Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
22. Favorite person in the whole world?
My son. The handsomest, smartest, strongest little boy in the whole world.
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
...I prefer not to answer this question on the basis it will probably make me feel depressed.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Violent.
25. Fall or spring?
Spring! So fresh and alive outside.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Hmmm...can't say there's any in particular, except that guy who was a lousy kisser. What is it with guys being lousy kissers?
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Natalie Imbruglia.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
...maybe I'll just be happy to have lived to be old and brittle? Though in all likelyhood, somewhere warm, because I already know I'm gonna have some bitchin arthritis when I'm older.
29. Who is the person you can count on the most?
Dave or Kim
30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor?
Not sure honestly, I'd like to say some old time actor, but in truth, I know most of them were bastards or freakish off camera.
31. What books have you pretended to read?
Pretended to read? Most people think I have an obsessive compulsive disorder when it comes to reading books...
32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
Changing.
33. What's your favorite drinking game?
Don't have one...was never "I never" though...
34. What did you dream about last night?
I had an awesom dream with werewolves, but I can't remember much of it. Damn dreams!
35. Favorite vices?
So many to list, so little time.
36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
Um. Dumb question.
Um...yeah...why the middle fucking name! I mean, really.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?
Boxer Briefs, Black black black.
3. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Hmmm...something from Nine Inch Nails I think. Ask me later, I'll change.
4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?
lol, yeah, like I'm gonna put something here...
5. What would your last meal be before being executed?
A steak. If I'm gonna die, I'm going to eat something I haven't had in forever. (As a vegetarian, steak is off my menu...)
6. Beatles or Stones?
Stones all the way!
7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
Hmmm...one person to die...I would say George Lucas, but Meg already took that one...so...
8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
The junior Bushwhacker. I mean G.W. Bush, the prez of the United States
9. What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex?
Personality.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Lol, oh yeah, tons of them. I like hanging out with people I don't like. What sort of question is that really?
11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Telepathy...I'll fuck with your minds!
12. Favorite hangover cure?
Dying...
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Varies. Depends on if I've eaten yet...
14. Favorite Outkast lyric?
Outkast...?
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Doesn't matter I don't think.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
Deaf. I'm a visual person.
7. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
lol, do I ever!
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
No rehab perhaps, but other forms of help for sure.
19. Least favorite month?
Can't say that I have one.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
Sarcasm is fun.
21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid?
I can't remember honestly which would have been the first. I watched a hell of a lot when I was a kid. Maybe Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
22. Favorite person in the whole world?
My son. The handsomest, smartest, strongest little boy in the whole world.
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
...I prefer not to answer this question on the basis it will probably make me feel depressed.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Violent.
25. Fall or spring?
Spring! So fresh and alive outside.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Hmmm...can't say there's any in particular, except that guy who was a lousy kisser. What is it with guys being lousy kissers?
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Natalie Imbruglia.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
...maybe I'll just be happy to have lived to be old and brittle? Though in all likelyhood, somewhere warm, because I already know I'm gonna have some bitchin arthritis when I'm older.
29. Who is the person you can count on the most?
Dave or Kim
30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor?
Not sure honestly, I'd like to say some old time actor, but in truth, I know most of them were bastards or freakish off camera.
31. What books have you pretended to read?
Pretended to read? Most people think I have an obsessive compulsive disorder when it comes to reading books...
32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
Changing.
33. What's your favorite drinking game?
Don't have one...was never "I never" though...
34. What did you dream about last night?
I had an awesom dream with werewolves, but I can't remember much of it. Damn dreams!
35. Favorite vices?
So many to list, so little time.
36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
Um. Dumb question.