Survey in honour of working in a phone survey place...

Okay, here goes:

1. Have you ever been in an elevator and spontaneously decided to see if pushing on the side of the interior, such as to throw your weight in that direction, would acheive anything:
a)Yes
b)No

If "a" then;

2. Having done the action described above, you find that the elevator does sort of shimmy and make an awful noise?
a)Yes
b)No

If "a" then;

3. Did you find this disturbing?
a)Yes
b)No

If you answered "b" to the first question, then you don't have enough fun in life, perhaps you're even normal.

If answered all questions with "a" then what the hell did you expect to happen you sissy?

If you answered "b" to question 3, then you are like me, and probably found it amusing/fun.

Fin.